The TYPE of Conservative Tribe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by LEADER with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.621 billion Conservative Tribeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservative Tribean economy, worth 868 trillion CURRENCIES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,195 CURRENCIES, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 990,628 per year while the poor average 4,917, a ratio of 201 to 1.

The CAPITAL Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, LEADER's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conservative Tribe's national animal is the ANIMAL, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FAITH.

Conservative Tribe is ranked 256,917^th in the world and 145^th in Nederland for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.